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✨ Book a Session, Banish Ya Bullshit ✨
Look, if you’ve made it this far, something’s clearly up.
You’ve got weird vibes in your house, a ghost with boundary issues, an energy hangover, or just a deep spiritual itch you can’t scratch with crystals alone (no shame—we’ve all been there).
This is where you stop doom-scrolling paranormal TikTok and actually do something about it.
Book a session with me. I’ll help you clear the bullshit, call your power back, and maybe even laugh through your existential crisis.
Whether you’re haunted, hexed, or just hella curious—I’m your chaos conductor.
Frequently Asked Questions
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Look, I love a good spiritual deep-dive as much as anyone—but let’s keep it real about what I do and do not offer. No surprises, no confusion—just good boundaries and great energy.
Click here to read my full site policies.
Do it. It’s sexy to be informed.
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Spirit doesn’t wear a watch, but I do. If your session runs over, you’ll be charged at my base hourly rate of $71/hour—no exceptions, no awkwardness. I’ll give you a heads-up before we hit your time limit so you can:
Wrap it up and book a follow-up, or
Keep the vibe going and add more time (you know you want to).
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Crisis? Chaos? Ghost won’t chill?
I got you. Emergency sessions let you skip the line and get in ASAP—even if my calendar says I’m full. These are priced at least double the standard rate (because you’re paying for immediate access, baby).
📱 Text me at 415-689-4712 and say, “I need the emergency magic.” I’ll send you the link to book and pay like a VIP.